BB7 - Worst Birthday Ever!

The Iraqi Peach is no more. And this makes me sad. You know, it's bad enough that Kaysar got voted out too early again, but on his birthday? I mean, seriously, that completely sucks. Last year he gets this special little birthday party with a cake and this year...yeah, see ya later dude. And was it really necessary for everyone to be hollering "Happy Birthday" as he left the house? I mean, come on! “Here's some salt, please pour some into my wound. Thanks guys.” As if that mess wasn't enough, the poor guy has to then go out and endure a conversation with Chen. The guy doesn't feel bad enough already, so Chen points out that James completely screwed over the S-6 alliance and joined the Legion of Doom. (Speaking of which, what happened to Tuesday night's crumbling of this alliance and Danielle being on her own. Suddenly they are back together and all is forgotten? Did I miss something hear?) Chen then feels it necessary to remind Kaysar that last season he learned that he couldn’t trust James, but tried to make things better this season, only to find out…he couldn’t trust James. Kaysar looks crushed. So, of course, that is the perfect time to play the video from all of the house guests. A real pick-me-up if you ask me. First off, Erika crying her pretty little eyes out?! Puh-leasse! A) She voted for Kaysar and B) She voted for Kaysar!! My money says she's just hedging her bets in case he gets voted back into the house later this season. Either that, or she's trying to score a date (or just score) with Kaysar after the show wraps.

Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself. I know it is standard for Chen's outfits to be hideous, but she really topped herself last night. WTF was she wearing?? That shirt looked like a converted lamp shade from an 1860's old west style bordello. I mean, it was downright distracting. Fortunately, her air time is limited. Oh, and I love when they cut back to her live spots and she's still looking off to the side rather than at the camera, then she gets all flummoxed and flubs her lines. Those teleprompters can be tricky Jules.

It was nice to see that James was being his usual backstabbing self, saying that if Janelle wasn't going home, Kaysar was the best secondary target. Nice. Yeah, Kaysar was dead on last week when he said that James wouldn't turn his back on the S-6 alliance. Way to go Kaysar. It's that type of thinking that gets you evicted on your birthday. Sure, Kaysar tried to cozy up to the remaining floaters and get their votes. But, the touchy feely, warm and fuzzy, puppies and rainbows crap doesn't work...apparently no one cares what a swell guy you are or if you've been good to them. Point proven when George voted for Kaysar, even though he was the “only person in the house to treat him like a human being.” I would like to point out to George, that if you fully embrace having the word Chicken precede your name and adorn yourself with chicken paraphernalia, people may not tend to treat you with the most respect in the world. Just saying.

I loved that we had a special Chill Town segment where we got to meet the Chill Town moms and see pictures of Will and Boogie when they were young lads. Who would have guessed that Boogie was a little chubster? Um, and a skate guard? Yes, apparently Mike was into the skate. Does this mean that his nickname comes from his days when he was down with the Roller Boogie? It does explain the head bands. I mean, those were a staple back in the days of leg warmers, the Bee Gees, and the ever popular backwards skate. I do think that Mama Boogie is a little off the wall, talking about a secret alliance between Boogie and Erika. I mean, maybe Boogie has been sending mama secret signals, ala James, to tell her this. But, something tells me that Mama B just wants to see some little baby boogies and thinks that Erika comes from a good gene pool. And then there is Will. Of course he was an adorable tyke. Could we expect anything less. Mama Will seems a little nervous for her boy, worried that Howie is, shall we say crossing the line a bit. Mama Will also seems a bit, well, crazy. But in the nicest possible way. And again, we’re told that Will is a shy person. She didn’t go so far as that other chick and say that what he really likes is sitting home and playing video games, but still. Shy? I don’t see it. While we are on the subject of Will, I must point go back to his hair for a minute. When he was in the confessional, that boy’s locks were out of control. He looked like Albert on Little House on the Prairie. Seriously crazy bowl cut going on. Bring back the manband. Please. (Fortunately, it was in full effect for the rest of the show.)

Um, can we talk about Chicken George for a minute? WTF was he wearing in the living room? It's like he went from Chicken George to Pimpified George, smoking some sort of corn-cob pipe device. First the ruffled tux/leisure suit combo for the margarita party and now this atrocity, complete w/ fake chest hair. It's disturbing really. I'm scared to see what he is going to wear to next week's prom! (And kudos to the producers for including the “Most Annoying Guest” award. You know that threw this in there just so Chicken George would get a prize. Yes folks, it’s “Everyone gets a trophy” time in the BB7 house.) And while we are on the subject of interesting fashion choices, what was on James' jacket? It looked like he had a freaking storm trooper pinned on there or something. Probably just another one of his dopey signs professing his love to Sarah. He realized that no one saw the finger crossing, so he better go the more obvious route. And what's more obvious that Storm Troopers. We all know that nothing says I love you more than Star Wars.

So, at the beginning of the show, Chen hints at a new level of the game that will...insert dramatic pause...CHANGE HOW THE GAME IS PLAYED. Will it? Really? Don't we hear this every season? Well this season it is the Coup d'Etat. If only they had had this during this week, b/c our beloved Iraqi Peach may still be in the game. But alas, no such luck. Anyway, the first clue is a Lamb (or a sheep, there was a lot of debate over this). I wasn't sure if the lamb/sheep was the clue or if that thing around his neck contained a clue. But, now I'm thinking the lamb was the clue. Either way, the poor animal looked just mortified. And it apparently hates James and <3s Howie. Smart lamb. My guess for the BB7 secret phrase is Back Doored. B/c, let's face it, they use it ALL the time. And a lamb could be a clue, kind of like, "who left the barn door open" and the lamb got out. All right, maybe I'm grasping at straws here (or hay), but that is my early on prediction.

Oh, and there was also some ridiculously lame séance segment, which was totally out of sequence, b/c Kaysar was still in it. It was like it was stuck in as an afterthought to make some sense out of the HOH competition … which Erika won. Can’t wait to see her HOH room. Welcome to Dullsville. The most unfortunate thing about Erika winning HOH is we will have to endure a lot more screen time of her flipping her hair, holding her head in her hands, no doubted crying, and just being, well, Erika.