BB7 - We ARE Chill Town!

Good to see that Jules isn't shying away from horrific fashion choices as the season nears its end. Looks like she reached deep into her closet for the full-fledged dominatrix look once again. Maybe she thinks that her crazy outfits will draw attention away from the fact that she has to put all of her effort into reading the teleprompter and not flub her lines.

 

One of the 101 things that suck about Erika being HOH is that we have to see even more of her than usual. Why is this chick still in the house? Seriously. Of course, this also gives her more opportunity to look like a giant ass. Like when she's in the Diary Room saying "This is Big Brother, who can you trust but yourself?" Um, Erika, haven't you put every single one of your eggs in Mike Boogie's basket? If that isn't trusting someone other than yourself, I don't know what is.

 

Will and Boogie continue to control the house of lemmings, giving each of them honorary memberships to Chill Town. They gave their identical secret ninja move speeches to Erika, Janelle, and even Chicken George, and each of them ate it up like it was there first meal on a slop pass. Of course, I think George was more excited about the prospect of getting a Chill Town t-shirt. What? Is that toast popping out of the toaster?! Whoaaaaa!!!!

 

While we are on the subject of the chicken man, leave it to George to fully embrace the absurdity of asinine outfits the folks over at CBS have gotten him to wear. He shows up to the eviction ceremony wearing his giant green sunflower leotard outfit, the Santa hat, and has his face painted like Ronal freaking McDonald. Oh, his family must be so proud. Bet his kids can't wait for the first day of school. No humiliation there at all. I mean, come on George. Have some dignity. Please.

 

Anyway, the houseguests vote and to no surprise, Danielle is evicted. And she apparently had a huge change of attitude as well. Suddenly, she is seemingly fine with being evicted and is all about voting for the strongest player...as long as that player isn't Erika. Once evicted, Danielle has to face the only thing worse than eviction, and that is the insipid conversation with Jules and her annoying questions. When Jules plays the tape of messages from the house guests, they are all surprisingly sincere...except for Erika. Erika uses this as an opportunity to once again make it all about her and how hurt she is that Danielle won't vote for her if she is in the final two. Are you kidding me? Yet another point scored in the Erika is a giant ass competition.

 

Total side note: Will + jeans = Totally Adorable. I totally hearted him in that HOH competition. Love him.

 

Um, does Janelle have a hicky on her chest? What is that?? I'm assuming it is from all the time she has spent "strategizing" with Will. Either that or she got in a fight with the vacuum cleaner hose. Oh Will, while I like Janelle, she just isn't good enough for you. However, if hooking up with her will make you take her to the final three and kick Erika to the curb, by all means, go right ahead.

 

So, Janelle wins HOH, but it might as well have been Will. Because, he told her exactly what to do and she did exactly what he told her. Classic.

 

The elation of Janelle winning HOH was quickly spoiled when Erika won POV. Are you kidding me? Will was so close, but somehow this idiot wins. And she attributes it to her pilates, "A little pilates goes a long way." Huh? How exactly does the Sun Dog Down pose help you in untying stupid knots. Once back in the living room, Jules gives Erika the opportunity to say something to the house guests after winning the POV. A stunned Erika stammers, "Uh, I don't have anything to say." Of course you don't, b/c no one told you what to say. And Jules, can we not give her anymore opportunities to speak than necessary. I mean, I think we've all seen and heard enough from Erika to last a life time.

 

So, with Erika off the block, Janelle puts up Boogie and George goes home. Jules tried to add as much drama as she could, with her "What will they do?" "How will they vote?"  It was painfully lame really. George clearly saw the writing on the wall. It was great when he and Boogie pretty much hijacked the show from Jules, saying good-bye before the eviction was announced. Once Jules scolded them for hugging, she announced the obvious, that George was out. He laughs his idiotic laugh (can the man say anything without laughing??) and says, "I'm cool". Enough with the I'm Cool George. You are 47 years old. It just sounds lame. And, btw, how is George only 47? Are you kidding me? I thought the guy was at least 50 something! As George leaves he tries to gather up his sunflower outfit. Yeah, that's worth taking home. I'm sure the wife would love seeing you stroll around the house in that get up. Boogies shouts his new catch phrase, "You're a class act" with about as much sincerity as Anna Nicole Smith crying at her 96 year old billionaire husbands funeral, and then he promises George Budweisers at Dolce. Way to get another plug in there boogie.

 

Once out on the couch with Julie, George is "honored" with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and the real, fake Cornel Sanders. My guess is that George doesn't realize the real Cornel Sanders is dead, and he is once again flabbergasted. While on the couch, Jules uses the term "roller coaster ride" for about the 86^th time this episode alone. Someone get this chick a thesaurus or a book of 1,000 clichés quickly please!

 

Inside the house, Erika babbles something about being the black and white Jase, while the rest of the house guests completely ignore her.  This girl has got to be voted out on Tuesday! Enough already!